BeanEater

When’s the last time you checked your spam folder, 2003? I legitimately haven’t seen the 1337sp34k spam in 20 years. Lately it’s been Africans leaving me money at the embassy that I have to go pick up

Like a marshmallow stuck a little too close to the fire

I too forgot how to read. A lever needs to be pulled, right? Monkey brain see lever, monkey pull lever. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while though

She was very upset that I accidentally interrupted her nap to take this picture, but it was worth it

I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets the nutsack art every day

That’s exactly what happened with us. I spawned on the 3rd floor of an apartment near the downtown police station, pushed my way to the second floor and panic jumped out the window into a crowded parking lot, sprinted across it and over a fence into another and sprinted like hell. Luckily the street I landed on after the third fence jump was north of the police station and fairly quiet and I found a cricket bat in a gym. I recouped and made my way into the police station and was only met with about two dozen. Two of my buddies spawned downtown just east of the police station and had a hell of a fight to get where I was. It was honestly the most heart pumping Zomboid gameplay I’ve had to date and it was amazing

Raven Creek is a very well put together mod that adds an entire city and surrounding residential areas in the SW corner of the map, I want to say it’s larger than LV. Lots of verticality, multi-story apartments, condos, office buildings, stores, etc. complete with a shipping port full of containers (with goodies inside), underground bunkers/tunnels, a large FEMA camp, a penitentiary, and an extra smaller island town to the south. Oh, and the entire thing is fenced in, complete with checkpoints but there’s really only one main way in/out that’s heavily fortified and VERY busy. The fight out the main checkpoint is easily one of the highlights of my Zomboid playtime. There are so many little hidden features and details, I think it’s become my favorite mod to date. The mod creators just put so much effort into it and it shows. I literally can’t say enough good things about it.

I will warn you though, sometimes the spawns screw you and you spawn on the roof of a 10 story apartment building that has locked doors and is completely full of zombies. Can be a major source of frustration, but it all adds to the experience, just trying to grasp a foothold and carve out space in somewhere completely overrun. Highly recommended!

Completely agree with the love/hate on sprinters. Always played on a multiplayer server with 6-10 other people, we’ve tried all sorts of population settings but there’s nothing quite like adding sprinters. Even just 1% is enough to spice everything up. Always looking over your shoulder while looting, always on edge going out. Solo looting is incredibly dangerous. It’s just terrifying to think you’re safe, only to turn around and see a sprinter beelining for you.

We have 10 people active on our current wipe, 15% sprinters with 4x pop and everyone spawns in Raven Creek, doing an escape from Raven Creek scenario. Looking at our death counter mod, no one on the server has less than 6 deaths and most are in double digits. It’s an absolute blast and very challenging

Wow, this is actually incredibly interesting if this is what ChatGPT spat out. Every corporation now thinks “AI is the future” and what you posted is essentially what Reddit has done the last few years. But I doubt they asked for 10 most damaging things. I’m curious what other prompts would put out similar bullet points, say, “what 10 things should I do with my social media company to ensure a successful IPO”

How can corn be bean when bean is bean?

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line

Red beans and rice would like a word