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[–] 0Empty0 32 points 1 year ago

Well, it is called the White House.

[–] iAmNotorious 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I'm honestly shocked this doesn't happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.

[–] FlashZordon 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

[–] BeanEater 6 points 1 year ago

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It's a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.

[–] buycurious 7 points 1 year ago

I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.

[–] morain 5 points 1 year ago

And of course Tom Cotton immediately climbs down into the Fox cesspool to complain that White House security needs to be thoroughly investigated. Sure, let's do more useless investigations rather than actually getting anything useful done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like, in a bad way?

[–] Drunemeton 1 points 1 year ago

Hunter Biden “Breaking News” in 3…2…