AwkwardTurtle

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[–] AwkwardTurtle 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Sorry, I thought you meant the letter U, as in the U People. I've been looking for them for a long time. They live underground, you see, that's where the U comes from. They're hard to find! But if you find one, it is tasty!

[–] AwkwardTurtle 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the "portables" that never moved. They're still at my old school, decades after I've left they're still in the same damn spots.

[–] AwkwardTurtle 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Annoying Orange has entered the chat

[–] AwkwardTurtle 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How many boot loaders do I need to boot the loader?

[–] AwkwardTurtle 0 points 8 months ago
[–] AwkwardTurtle 4 points 8 months ago

Because at home comfort is king

[–] AwkwardTurtle 4 points 8 months ago

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed....BITCH!

[–] AwkwardTurtle 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, America's favorite Canadian bird

[–] AwkwardTurtle 4 points 9 months ago

My mom had one, I absolutely loved using that thing when I did

[–] AwkwardTurtle 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That does beg the question though as to just how many babies do you need to grind up for 5lbs of baby powder?

[–] AwkwardTurtle 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Uh oh, this is awkward....

[–] AwkwardTurtle 61 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Because we can't afford our own lives, how are we supposed to support children? Not even taking into account for how absolutely fucked we all are. Our planet is dying, how can we bring children into this world if it's all falling apart?

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