AnthoNightShift

joined 10 months ago
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Band Names (lemmy.ca)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny
 
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Holy crap I'd fly cross-continent to attend the entire thing if I had the time!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

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Dr Zeuss (lemmy.ca)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny
 
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Truth. ish. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny
 
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't understand or doesn't care???

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Truth in Advertizing (cdn.mastdn.ca)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny
 
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

My 6ft tall great grandmother would have scrubbed the toilet with that shrimp.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In Canada we call that Tim Hortons

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, you know what they say about our generation: At the age of 10 we were 30, and now at 50 we're still 30.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My son was diagnosed before he even turned 3 and his younger sister was being assessed, both of them are non-verbal. What I was learning about it put so many things from my entire childhood and youth in perspective and everything finally made sense, so I consulted and sure enough was diagnosed myself. My parents refused to accept it, they said I'm making excuses to not act "normally" and have cut all contact. I made my peace with that and am grateful about it, I no longer have to tolerate toxic people demeaning me for who I am, and my children sure don't deserve that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Don't try to connect from where you are. Reach him where he is. Learn his language, and learn to think like him, and don't force it. Remember that it is as hard for him to connect with others as it is for you to connect with him, that doesn't mean he doesn't want to or care.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Jokes likes that are soda-pressing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Look, the one thing I am genuinely, no kidding surprised about is that he didnt try to sell tickets to see the mugshots taken live, at like 25k a pop.

 

They probably hired Jeremy Clarkson to design it.

 

Fascinating read about a serial fraudster, and I honestly wish they could explain what the dead ferret has to do with all her criminal activities.

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Quite Wright (lemmy.ca)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
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Torna-Dad (lemmy.ca)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 

Sorry to those like me who had their money on "Fell out an open window".

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