AgentOrangesicle

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[–] AgentOrangesicle 4 points 2 days ago

I'm sure this comment can't go wromg.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 4 points 2 days ago

Oh, yeah, that's fair.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 72 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What part of deoxyribonucleic acid do you not understand?

[–] AgentOrangesicle 1 points 3 days ago

I feel that way about furries, but what are we going to do?

[–] AgentOrangesicle 1 points 3 days ago

If I believed in a higher power, it would be because deer are engineered to collide with cars

[–] AgentOrangesicle 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean... you might not

[–] AgentOrangesicle 5 points 5 days ago (8 children)

We also have a historically high population of white tails. Cars are just their most prominent natural predator.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 3 points 1 week ago

Can't spend money on sinfrastructure.

Get ready for more train derailments!

[–] AgentOrangesicle 9 points 1 week ago

Huh...

Maybe if we just don't think about that, things will turn out perfectly fine.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 2 points 1 week ago

I was about to say, "you're thinking about Maccas, mate."

[–] AgentOrangesicle 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was visiting from the states, but I was on my way to a Psychiatrist appointment to get an adderall prescription when I got hit. I just checked with her to see if I was concussed.

She said that I talked kinda funny, but it was just because I was an American.

Also, the safety glass lodged in my neck was just tiny shards and at superficial depths. The only real damage I took was a torn Dickies shirt, which is wild given the damage I did to the car. Does that mean I have an auto immune disorder?

 
 
 
 
 

Why can't he be Willem Dafriend?

Now I'm just recycling my Reddit content. Y'all need to pitch in with some low-effort MSPaint stuff.

 

I know you look it up every time.

 

I am not a talented musician, but sometimes I take two songs that shouldn't go together and I make them kiss.

 

I can't figure it out myself. I am not a smart man. How do you ensure that his right arm populates in ascii?

[T]/

I'll never be able to romance Malenia with one ar-

...oh, right.

 

Now how do we get the Reddit audience to fatroll in here?

 
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