She looks like she's about to whip it out and start pissing on me π€¨.
this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2023
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Oh good, it's not just me.
The web has corrupted us.
I m broken but in a good way
Break me harder, daddy.
Preferably, with better lube than just piss.
π₯΅
Not sure if it's done somewhere else, but in Brazil after the first person write the happy birthday message the rest of the group chat just copy paste the original message and send it. So the first person try to write a personalized message trying to make the copy pasting funnier.
The real trick is to do this when it isnβt actually anyoneβs birthday
A very merry unbirthday to you!
Well, I don't want to stand out. You started this. This is on you.
Based on
Based on what?