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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Aww! Just came home to find this hanging from my door handle. The other doors on my floor have the same.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm going out tomorrow night to see if I can find my "I have no family either" soul mate at a hole in the wall bar. Who knows right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Good luck mate. I hope you find fun people 🤞

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Day 70/70: Final day of week 10 weigh in:
Down a total of 8.1kg for the 10 weeks.
I was dropping roughly a kilo per week until the end of November, when there were too many parties breaking the diet. I only dropped 400g last week.

Most importantly, my running pace has improved. I managed my first 10km in under 50 minutes for the first time since my accident. More than dropping weight, this was the main purpose of the diet.

I'll try not to go too crazy with the food over the next few days, I don't want to put 8kg back on. 😃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Chores and shopping done. Hopefully now the only reason to go outside in the next week is to enjoy the sun and/or eat myself silly with others.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I stopped on the way to Anglesea at the Waurn Ponds plaza because I remembered they had a shirt I wanted in stock at their Target. Got a park 1 spot away from the entrance immediately. Bought 2 shirts without waiting in any lines. Walked right up to Donut King and got 2 cinnamon donuts, no line. Drove to Anglesea and got a park immediately in front of the shops.

Even got a free surprise chip!

Today is going pretty well!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Survived a social day. In reviewing today's play I can only see 1 overreaction and maybe 2-3 oversharing moments.

No anxiety though which is amazing. And didn't cause a scene (mind you, i generally tend to avoid those). Bloody exhausted though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I had to go to the shops (full shopping centre) and it surprisingly wasn't as bad as I expected, but I am very happy I have decent noise cancelling headphones. While there's kids melting down, people yelling at the underpaid security people, checkpoint alarms going off everywhere all I can hear is

🎵Do you like pina coladas

And getting caught in the rain

Are you not into yoga

Do you have half a brain🎵

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I was there 3000 years ago when the interwebs was just starting

and trolls were seen as trouble makers who would post to get people riled up and arguing . They thought it was fun and they liked to disrupt.

Now legacy newspapers and tv are trolls, posting bait to rile people up to get hits. They don't even believe half the shit they post.

It's not good enough, we deserve better.

Choose your news sources carefully.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Hey is anyone old enough to remember when TVs had Teletext? I used to like fiddling around with it when we first got a tv with it ( I was about 10 or 12 maybe). There was a stock market page that was insanely busy.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Psa. If you are having trouble with log ins and replies and such it's not you it's technical stuff going on. Don't make me explain in more detail because I couldn't possibly. Details are on the home page.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sister just sent me the pics she took. Me, hubs, niece A all sitting nice and grinning...and niece B rolling on the couch on her face with her skirt up around her ears

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

First attempt at making pad see ew. I tripled the sauce recipe as I made a bigger serve, but I only needed to double it. Maths fail. This is very saucy! Will make again tho, much simpler than I expected.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I have braved the market for Christmas errands. Now I wrap.

I’m going to fuck this up but good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Just braved highpoint to grab a click and collect. That joint is chaos at the best of times. Stupidly grabbed a few more things and now I've got bulky items to carry home🤦🏻‍♀️ At least I bought myself a treat: The Body Shop vanilla eau de toilette and a white musk deodorant roll on. Love those two fragrances and haven't bought anything from body shop for myself for about 30 years. I will wrap them and put under the tree as gift to myself.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Being an absolute Nana and crawling into bed mega early to read and pass out before things don't stop for 48hrs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Anyone braving the shops today best of luck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I went to Costco on a rental scooter (not going near that carpark.. Costco weekend parkers are ALREADY bad enough) and every register had decent lines even 20 minutes after opening. Wasn't too painful though. Glad to have that done, was getting the last part of a xmas present. No more shopping required now, it's all leisure all the time!

Think I might pick up some of those Hard Solos on my way back from my drive today and give them a whirl later on. I hear they're pretty decent and taste just like regular Solo.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

heading to the city right now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Good luck 🤞

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (13 children)

Times like these I'm glad our family never did xmas. A relative in the 'Rat has invited me this year though so I got something for the little kiddo months ago... nobody else gets anything though.

I've got to bring a fancy salad though, and I almost never make them. And it has to be disassembled so it can survive a 2hr drive tomorrow afternoon to be reassembled on the other end.

I will have to steel myself and tackle the fancy grocery today.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was just watching something before about becoming professional mermaids/mermen. Yeah I'm not talking about kids parties but actually grown ups making this a career. Not sure how it works, whether you need a sponsorship or perhaps advertise KFC on your backside but it's a thing. So if you are sick of your office job you too could become half human half fish and somehow get paid for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was contacted through LinkedIn by a recruiter asking if I'd be interested in becoming a full-time merman for a Queenscliff based company, but something about it seemed fishy.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Sky glowing. Gonna be chilly tonight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I promised myself I wasn’t going to go out again and shop and here I am.

Luckily I could do a click and collect at a less busy place away from a shopping centre.

Parking was super easy too thanks to that but must hurry. Have to get home for the BBL cricket!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

O oh @[email protected] CEO - 2 Duenan - 0. Good luck with the Hurricanes buddy. I love watching Dooley play btw. 🏏

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Wooo mini Christmas with sis done. Oooh dem kiddies gonna sleep well tonight

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Cricket is a silly game anyway 😤

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I haven't bought gifts yet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So will you be braving the chaos of shops over the weekend, or is everyone getting digital giftcards?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

ahahha. ahahaha. MAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I have discovered bickfords iced coffee syrup. No carton of milk is safe.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The year is 2024. The world's food vendors issue a press release indicating that pickles will no longer be included by default inside burgers. How do you react?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

With shock. Who's still buying hamburgers in this economy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine you're in the 1% not reliant on gruel by that time.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (15 children)

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you delete second breakfast from these lying cats?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are seven meals a day. After providing them with second breakfast, in three hours you will serve elevenses, followed by luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (6 children)

The Void is supposed to be on a diet, one of these will have to go.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I was right. My wrapped presents look like eldritch mysteries unto God.

On the bright side, this means no one is going to have a clue what they are until they unwrap them…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ow my freakin ears. Cricket got spicy.

AI nightmare. You're welcome.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Okay, I found a solution to my salad drama. Fennel!!! I freaking love the stuff - if it's roasted, usually, but maybe I can try shaving it very finely... For about 10 months of the year I forget it exists... got some green apple, pea shoots, arugula, Victorian walnuts, have a carrot and if I can find some raisins I'll chuck them in for colour. Amazingly, the fancy grocer had no oranges of any kind, so I've grabbed a lemon for acidity. That should do it, I hope!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh boy these Hard Solos are indeed quite dangerous. If I was served this in a glass I wouldn't know if it's boozy Solo or normal Solo.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

slow careful activity all day and my sore back is so much better

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