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[–] xantoxis 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This joke always bugs me because it's a spoken conversation in the context of the joke. He would say "what's an Ery?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You have to imagine Robin has a Japanese accents so he pronounces the double consonants: bat-tery.

[–] danteog 6 points 11 months ago

I also think this joke doesn’t work very well when spoken, but it is what it is

[–] RIP_Cheems 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Most cars have a tery but what is it called in the batmobile?

[–] RIP_Cheems 20 points 11 months ago

Oh. God damnit.

[–] RustyNova 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems 7 points 11 months ago

Bat-tery. Battery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Next to the 710 cap

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Electric current is actually carried by a bunch of microscopic bats. A battery contains thousands of these microscopic bats. A tery is a former battery that has been depleted of its bats i.e. a dead battery.

Batteries are extremely dangerous because bats are known to carry rabies. Additionally, Harry Nyquist et. al. figured out on April 20th, 1969 that batteries with rabid bats can deliver more energy than batteries with healthy bats, so they are more dangerous now than they used to be. The bats are so rabid in home power systems that the rabies can kill you instantly if the bats get to you.

As a result, batteries may only be used in devices that cover the batteries in a protective case. Additionally, the protective cover helps shield the bats' echolocation from loud noises from outside the case so that current doesn't get lost. Actually, this effect is why telephones sound so distinct: the current-carrying bats are getting lost as they fly towards the speaker because their echolocation is being disturbed by your voice.

/joke.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

He's Batman Beyond

[–] moshtradamus666 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's funny because it was kind of an old joke made in Brazilian Portuguese and I've been seeing a lot lately. I wonder if a fellow Brazilian translated the joke.

[–] Kase 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably a stupid question, but did they have to change the original joke for it to translate into English? I don't know any Portuguese, just curious if the play on "battery" works in both languages

[–] danteog 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It does, bateria is battery in portuguese

[–] Kase 3 points 11 months ago

Neat, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Damn these brazilians are everywhere

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, there are a brazillion of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

There's a company in Winnipeg, Manitoba, called "Battery Man". Which is funny on a lot of levels. They lean into batman symbols a lot. But also, Manitoba is often abbreviated as Man (historically it was our postal abbreviation and such).