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[–] MimicJar 116 points 6 months ago (10 children)

I always assume people doing this are unhinged/crazy and I definitely don't want to deal with that.

Sometimes they look nice enough.

Usually what happens is myself and everyone else on the train look at each other, have a shared look of "Morons? Am I right?" and then when that person leaves, we all share a group laugh.

So I guess what I'd say is, if you do this, know that everyone is laughing at you. If you say you don't care, that's a lie, you do care, that's why you're doing what you're doing. This is not positive attention, this is negative attention. Please take a moment and reflect to be a force for positivity and not negativity.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The new trend I’ve noticed, actually is people SINGING/RAPPING along to the music on their headphones, like, fully as if they were the only ones there, while on a packed train.

I mean, i guess it’s better because it’s not as loud as their shitty Bluetooth speaker at max volume peaking like crazy, but it is super weird and very fuckin annoying.

Like, cool, we get it you’re so super confident and think youre as cool as the person you’re listening to in one of their music videos. But you’re not. Because you sound like shit and you’re a dick. Everyone else is getting through this train ride, why the fuck do you think we want to hear YOUR rendition of what you’re listening to? Like, I really can’t decide which is worse. One is way louder but one is way fuckin weirder. People who do either of these are true assholes.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is it always the worst rap music imaginable? Like, I'm a hip hop fanatic, old school, new school, trap, g funk, boom bap, conscious, etc. But why is it the most asinine "i took a xanny now i'm fucking your girl" type shit?

[–] Madison420 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

You don't enjoy "Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci, fucked yo girl on a Tuesday, Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci, I made poopies on yo boobies, Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci."

For real when did brands become choruses?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Nope, not worth it. I've stopped trying to convince others to be considerate in public. They'll either ignore you or blow up and get aggressive. I'd rather just try to ignore them myself and move on with my life.

And at the end of the day, I'm also not some authority figure like their mom or dad; I'm nobody to them. As much as I may not always like it, strangers don't owe me anything, including their consideration.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Strangers who use public spaces absolutely owe other people their consideration. It's part of the price of admission to a public space. It's not enforceable in practice but I'd be surprised if a certain level of being inconsiderate is even legal in most public spaces.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

If people cared about your opinion on their intrusive actions, they wouldn’t be doing anything intrusive in the first place.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I've tried this. Guy next to me was playing a video game on full blast that I can hear over my noise cancelling headphones. I asked him if he could turn the sound down.

He said "F you! This is my console. I do what I want! You're the only one complaining so shut the f up".....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

"Wanna hold a referendum on that?"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Start up your Bluetooth speaker. (Buy one if you haven't got one. It doesn't have to be good, just loud.)
Ramp it up to 11.
Start the most annoying obnoxious sound you have, (that you have already downloaded).
Stand next to the person playing the shitty music and aim the speaker at then.
When they complain about your annoying noise you reply, "You started it."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this the real reason polka was invented?

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer 6 points 6 months ago

Well double dumbass on you!

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[–] Num10ck 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i wonder what would happen if you just start acting really into it and singing along terribly with enthusiasm.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The "my parents are so lame" gambit.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah I don't need the tweaky dude stabbing me on the train because I didn't like his music, but thanks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm American, I'm not trying to get shot

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Nice try; Americans don't have public transport.

/s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

German here. A woman was starting to play loud music on her phone while I was sitting at a bakery having a cup of coffee, trying to relax from a bad morning. I opened Spotify, checked for this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBDtIOxUsI Every Maaaaaamaaaa I was singing loudly along. She lasted half of the song then fled the scene, even left her coffee on the table. My ears were bleeding, but it was worth it.

Fight them with the most terrible old people song you know in your country, be aware that it might hurt you too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

No all hero's wear capes....it'd be cooler if you did though

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Yes. We shoot people for accelerating from a stoplight too fast here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You better have the gun from the meme if you're gonna make a habit of this.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Try that in a big town

[–] StephniBefni 9 points 6 months ago

Yeah I mean I'm not much of a fighter and I've gotten put in the hospital for something similar, so now I avoid confrontation like the plague.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

In Australia these people are deros huffing glue or drinking bowlers run red wine from the bottle. No thanks, I'd rather avoid them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I envy your bravery

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