Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.
Nah, you don’t understand.
Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.
The treat isn’t a request.
It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.
Spoken like a true cat servant
Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree
The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.
Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.
we call those kobolds
Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals
Thank you so much for finding the source