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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I need a shower after reading this

[–] idunnololz 7 points 11 months ago

With a Catholic priest no doubt.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the reverse exercism

Where the devil tells the priest to get out of the boy

[–] creditCrazy 8 points 11 months ago

Maybe that's why Christians hate Satan

[–] scarabic 6 points 11 months ago

Ima go wash my hands and phone now. And then puke.

[–] AcornKernel 5 points 11 months ago

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I agree with many of the other reactions, but the chosen photo is just way too good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Jesus Christ

[–] afraid_of_zombies 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I literally said, "oh, fucking brutal," out loud.

[–] creditCrazy 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A moaning out loud or a angry out loud?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess with the same tone you'd use when saying, "oh, burn!"

[–] creditCrazy 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why are you singling out Catholics? The Protestants are the same.

[–] Holyginz 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Applies to many different denominations. Catholics have had more opportunities to be prolific with it though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’re not from the Bible Belt, are you?

[–] Holyginz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well that’s the culture in every Bible Belt state in which I’ve resided or visited, and Northern/Western states where people have moved. I was very blind for a long time. Oh and families. Daddy gets what Daddy wants, one way or the other.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They don't have a worldwide criminal organization with tens of billions of dollars backing them up and they don't claim to be the moral authority of the human race. Please stop downplaying the organized criminal nature of what they have done and continue to do.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Projection or ignorance. I speak truth, especially Southern sects, Southern Baptists, Pentecostal, Four Square, Holiness, non-denominational. The most certainly do, and I will speak truth to power. You will not silence me.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fine go ahead and downplay childrape

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What do you think I’m talking about? Legos?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4 0 points 11 months ago

Lol damn. "To pop" would also work.