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[–] cod 114 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The last option on my dad’s Apple Watch is “Can I call you later?” and he accidentally sent it to the family group chat one time, so now that’s his staple response if he doesn’t have something to contribute to the conversation. Honestly it’s one of my favourite running jokes now and makes me laugh every time, no matter how many times he does it

[–] troglodytis 5 points 11 months ago

Totally gonna be either your intro or your last line to your eulogy for him. Good on Dad.

[–] fluxion 60 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"You are satisfactory" wasn't available

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My dad has been joking around replying with "New phone, who is this" for years. Makes me laugh every time.

Wish he'd say something else at least once to mix it up though.

[–] troglodytis 2 points 11 months ago

"Got milk?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

You are the random number texting me all the time and pretending to be my child ever since I've got this new number??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] miraclerandy 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for reaching out. I am currently enjoying my drive in the all new Toyota RAV4 with advanced driving features such as CRT and Prius sound. I will be in touch with you soon when I am done enjoying my premier driving experience in Toyotas flagship vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The woke mob put critical race theory in Toyotas???

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

No, Cathode Ray Tubes. Gotta have that screen jiggle effect when you hit a bump.

[–] miraclerandy 6 points 11 months ago

Joe Biden made Toyota do it.

[–] khannie 3 points 11 months ago

He means it. I promise.

[–] Emerald 1 points 11 months ago

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christain 🍕, @boyruminating

just learned that all of the "You're the best!" texts my dad sends me are one of three quick reply options in his Toyota Rav4