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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.

[–] NOT_RICK 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“As an American, letting a Canadian tell you what to do is a beta move.”

I love turning the chuds’ rhetoric around on them. If they want to argue in bad faith I’ll get right down into the mud

[–] DreBeast 12 points 11 months ago

That's what I'm talking about! Enough of taking the high road - we can't let them continue gaslighting. Every time I see a matter-of-fact statement I throw it right back to them. Turns into a silly circle jerk that never goes anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls

This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.

Handles that pretty nicely

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Salad. Lol classic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I'm saving this in case I run into one of of his simps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Missing, "I haven't read everything he ever wrote, but I do have some criticisms."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

amazing that anyone even listens to this pest, the only time he's not sobbing uncontrollably is when he's in a coma.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lol some of these aren't bad.