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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls

This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.

Handles that pretty nicely