this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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[–] MBZzZzZzZz 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it only hurts you, how is it toxic? At best, it's a good deal for the lion.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

To put it as gently as possible: you're not exactly a USDA Prime sirloin for the lion. Full of microplastics, for one.

[–] MBZzZzZzZz 6 points 1 year ago

Well, I have been feeling polymer-ish for years now ...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

99% of all life on planet earth is poisoned by PFOAs. People aren't unique in that regard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The lion is probably equally full of microplastics from drinking water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends... is it an actual lion or just some man pretending to be a lion in memes?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 year ago
[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago

Whereas I assume I'll be eaten by a lion one day and the of the zoo will think I got what I deserved.

[–] LavaPlanet 6 points 1 year ago

I dunno. They're really susceptible to vibes. There's this camera man once who pretended he was big and scary and ran at the lion, and the lion was all wtf, and ran off. If that's true, there must be a 'chill' code, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"God, if you exist, please treat me like Daniel and let me just vibe with the big cats."

[–] Emerald 3 points 1 year ago

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astro bully angie, @teaxtarot

My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me