If it only hurts you, how is it toxic? At best, it's a good deal for the lion.
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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To put it as gently as possible: you're not exactly a USDA Prime sirloin for the lion. Full of microplastics, for one.
Well, I have been feeling polymer-ish for years now ...
99% of all life on planet earth is poisoned by PFOAs. People aren't unique in that regard.
The lion is probably equally full of microplastics from drinking water.
Depends... is it an actual lion or just some man pretending to be a lion in memes?
Whereas I assume I'll be eaten by a lion one day and the of the zoo will think I got what I deserved.
I dunno. They're really susceptible to vibes. There's this camera man once who pretended he was big and scary and ran at the lion, and the lion was all wtf, and ran off. If that's true, there must be a 'chill' code, too.
"God, if you exist, please treat me like Daniel and let me just vibe with the big cats."
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astro bully angie, @teaxtarot
My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me