this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] pastaPersona 143 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?

It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Pounding a pint has never been cooler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Jeez what a username

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.

[–] krashmo 1 points 1 year ago

Unless you touch it with something hot, like maybe your tongue?

[–] cm0002 9 points 1 year ago

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

Alaska has entered the chat

[–] franklin 5 points 1 year ago

I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco

[–] morphballganon 1 points 8 months ago

Mornings typically aren't hot

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't ever let anyone shame you for wanting hot chocolate, hot chocolate is goddamn delicious

[–] MrJameGumb 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Why can't the concession stand keep everything ready year round just in case I want to be treated special?"

[–] Zoboomafoo 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

It's 4-chan so who knows what the interaction was actually like or if it even happened, but his stated objection was to how he was treated for asking not for them saying they didn't have it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

anon makes a peculiar request in a perfectly acceptable way, gets told what he wants isn’t being offered, blows it hilariously out of proportion, then has a meltdown and rants to 4chan about acceptability. anon you fucking idiot lmao

[–] Lauchs -2 points 1 year ago

Great username. And unlike our normie names, you chose it!