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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, My favorite Italian dishes, Waffles and Defects.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Big fan of antignocchi myself. It's got that certain taste of total annihilation you can't get anywhere else.

[–] niktemadur 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's actually happened.

To help describe the different particle configurations as you go into deeper and deeper layers of neutron stars - the way intense gravity plus pressure clumps the particles together - physicists have started referring to them as Gnocchi, Spaghetti and Lasagna.

Gnocchi are lumps of neutrons bunched together.
Spaghetti are strands of these Gnocchi.
Lasagna are sheets of these Spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Throw the atoms against the wall and if they stick it confirms spaghetti theory is ready.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Appalled they called it antignocci and not torrone, but I'm not going to argue

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Torrone is not a pasta!

Besides, we scientists like to name things anti-something, it's almost a compulsion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Waffles aren't pasta either

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Well clearly the Italians didn't name that one, it was the damn Belgiums.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

There is no flat pasta with holes. That’s a gap in our pasta topology that needs to be remedied asap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Then why are there waffles on the list???? What kind of pasta is that??? What kind of italian is waffles??? Mamma mia!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Gnocchi is also not a pasta.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's an absolute scandal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

But would Antignocchi be considered an antipasto?

[–] audalics 9 points 11 months ago

It's cacio e pepe all the way down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Pattern recognition

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

At least one Belgian was involved

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ooooh the quality 🫦🫦

Love it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Bratty Italians πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’