this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, I won't do that and you can't force me to!

[–] moistclump 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You will do that and I can force you to!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That doesn't make any sense! You're just a stranger on the internet who wrote a comment. You have no authority over me!

[–] moistclump 2 points 1 year ago

Yes it does and yes I do!

[–] moistclump 2 points 1 year ago

Yes it does and yes I do!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the clarification

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your meme sucks and you should be ashamed!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come on, he wouldn't have said that. It doesn't even make sense...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree, this seems facetious. I like your sentence structure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bet he learned about it real quick after that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last time I saw this, someone said it was an edit and wasn't really NGT, but I still think it's funny. No idea where it came from originally.

[–] samus12345 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, looks like it is. Perhaps this is the original?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol there we go

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You REALLY think that's a way to enlightenment? Yeah, of course you do ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is such toxic advice.

[–] agitatedpotato 6 points 1 year ago

Not it's not, how dare you disagree with me

[–] tjarod11 2 points 1 year ago

Okay, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It may be just a tad too enlightening