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[–] Mango 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a character I've been playing for months named Ambrose Dayne who's pretty explicitly Batman and nobody suspects a thing somehow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When their god unjustly loved my characters brother more than him they had a falling out and after some very pointed arguments over a romantic rivalry at a later point my character killed his twin brother, for this, he was cast out by their god and marked with a sign of the fallen, making him a fallen Aasimar.

Kaidahn the Murderer doesn't miss his brother Abelard, but their mother Evelyn and their father Adamund do.

[–] Shard 4 points 1 year ago

Did you buy any chance go on to sire the first vampires?

[–] Mango 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Throw a few goblins their way. Maybe a Rhino.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What class would spidy be? Very high dex no matter which one.

[–] VindictiveJudge 17 points 1 year ago

Monk with a bit of artificer, perhaps?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh, rogue with a dip into monk, plus whatever it takes to get web and spider climb (artificer maybe but anything that can cast would work afaik).

Alas, he's one of those characters that wouldn't translate well, imo.

[–] thedirtyknapkin 4 points 1 year ago

yeah, you'd have to homebrew a druid or artificer ability set for wedding and stuff. would be easier with druid. just call it a partial polymorph.

[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Insane str as well. He's canonically stronger than The Thing, and The Hulk has to go Full Hulk to subdue him at one point.

Ironically, his Int would probably be lower at a 17 or 18 than his Str, Dex, and Con

As far as class? Spidey is a Monk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know about Peter, but there is a story where Miles gets sucked into fantasy world and becomes basically a rogue with shadow monk dip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That makes sense for Miles since he has invisibility. Maybe Peter is a monk that gets bitten by a radioactive shapeshifted druid?

[–] slayback 13 points 1 year ago

Drow Paladin?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Send a couple of yochlols their way. That ought to get rid of his smitey sense. Lolth doesn't take kindly to usurpers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or step it up a notch. (And ya gotta wait until this comes up in conversation.)

Session 1: My Chaos Paladin tells party his goddess' name is Beth.

Session 2: Find magic sword, name it Beth.

Session 3: Tell party my goddess wants to be called Kate now. (Chaotics, ya know?)

Session 4: Explain that the goddess is OK if I still call my sword Beth, but I should name the next one Kate.

Session 5: Utter a vow of enmity: "For Kate's sake I stick my last Beth at thee!"