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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I honestly don't know what those bottom things are. Deep fried something?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Definitely crab rangoon.

They're mostly cream cheese, but they manage to be way better than you'd think

[–] steventhedev 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crab Rangoon has neither crab nor does it have anything to do with Rangoon.

It's just cream cheese deepfried in a wonton wrapper.

[–] flipthetube 5 points 1 year ago

Holy shit that was an interesting read, thanks.

Now I have to get some rangoons this weekend.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody ever puts crab meat in it? Not even imitation crab? Sounds like that would be delicious. why would they call it crab rangoon and not put any crab in it?

[–] PopShark 3 points 1 year ago

Some places do some don’t but even when they do it’s imitation crab chopped and mixed in the cream cheese. I love crab rangoons but I can only remember one time it tasting either really well made or using actual crab if you go to some pricier local chinese places or something

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Im dyslexic, so I rely a bit heavily on the keyboard to minimize errors from that. But, sometimes it causes others lol.

[–] Mozingo 14 points 1 year ago

They look like crab rangoons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Exactly.

Deep-fried I don't care I'm eating its

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You stuff hors doeurves into your open wounds?

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know what boo-boos crab rangoons cure, but I have a small knife and some furniture with pointy edges, so I'm gunna flail around until I ouch myself in hopes I am awarded this remedy.

[–] mriormro 6 points 1 year ago

Hey man, it's either this or I go back to the booze. Unfortunately both ate pretty fatal for my maladaptive ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Mmm. All cheese and vaguely seafood flavoured mini-samosas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 1 year ago

for sedation & pain relief In the olden days, doctors would liquor-up kids too

[–] Jerb322 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife makes a bomb ass Crab Rangoon in our air fryer! I can kill 6 or 7 easily with my meal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i'm fat 'cause i'm fly, you ain't cause you're not

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

mmmm cholesterol