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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

[–] killeronthecorner 25 points 1 year ago

Poe's law in action

[–] Toneswirly 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a parody account you guys...

Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

[–] captainlezbian 64 points 1 year ago

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

[–] whileloop 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

[–] SpaceNoodle 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

[–] cumcum69 41 points 1 year ago

i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

[–] thorbot 33 points 1 year ago

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

[–] Fades 18 points 1 year ago

Thank you Dr. PP

[–] GrammatonCleric 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I got their tip riiight heeere

[–] ridethisbike 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now you spoiled the surprise!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We'll leave this tool for later!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

[–] thorbot 2 points 1 year ago

Pics for proof?

[–] Bye 13 points 1 year ago

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

[–] spittingimage 10 points 1 year ago

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

this cannot be a real tweet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu