this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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Bone Apple Tea

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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] Grizzly_Biscuit 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trespassers will be violated.

[–] electrogamerman 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you. It's not violation if I consent.

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 1 year ago

Gonna need you to fax it over to HR, s'il te plaît

[–] Diprount_Tomato 2 points 1 year ago

And another porn plot

[–] Diprount_Tomato 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What a weird porn movie plot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

More creative than most.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sign is correct. If you shoplift, you have to pay it off in sucking cock.

[–] cheese_greater 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Think I saw this with the centaur and the therapist from Stepbrothers

Edit: on the subject of centaurs, why is this blowing up now, is it the fact that Trump stands like the front half of a centaur?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I have seen a video or two....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I saw that porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My ugly ass would bankrupt this place.

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 11 months ago

Ah, the rare (and valid) anal contract

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

BRB, going to go steal some stuff and then turn myself in.

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 1 year ago