this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You got my money. Why isn't it at my door yet?!

[–] _number8_ 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i wish we had high speed tubes connecting everything and stuff could come within 0-15 minutes thru the tube

[–] espentan 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone would fill the tubes with fuel, explosives, glue or poisonous spiders. We can't have nice things.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The glue would catch the poisonous spiders, the explosives would free the glue and the fuel would help me fill up my car to drive to the store to get the actual item I needed in the first place. I don't see a downside.

[–] IMongoose 3 points 1 year ago

Anyone remember the show angry beavers? They had that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Me looking at the "preparing" status like: Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey, is it so wrong to expect same-day delivery at 11:57pm?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago