this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You and 182,000 Kurdish people

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

baked beans

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Oh that's good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.

[–] danc4498 13 points 10 months ago

I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm disappointed that there's not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you dissociate first it feels like someone else is touching you

[–] ClaireDeLuna 3 points 10 months ago
[–] thorbot 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It takes me 45 minutes to cry sometimes. Don’t judge me

[–] ignotum 14 points 10 months ago

Nothing to be shamed of, i also used to spend 45 minutes crying, but through hard work and dedication I'm now able to finish crying in as little as 25 minutes!

So just keep at it!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Gotta get that shower warmed up while you take a naked poop.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

my favorite chapter of "I can't believe it's not loss"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The third and forth panel should be switched. Hope whorever repost this correct that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

that could work, more of less(?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Luckily I have managed to spend less time in the shower.
One thing that (at least I think so) affected the time reduction greatly was using a stopwatch to see, how much time I use.

But sometimes it just feels so good to just stand there under! Especially if you feel cold!

[–] Epzillon 15 points 10 months ago

The second I close my eyes in the shower I am immediately having 5 different arguments or ideas and when I open them 10 minutes have passed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I just sit in the corner like Gollum with a towel wrapped around me for like 20 minutes after I turn the water off.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

If you're a poor fart like me who has children who like to spend way too much time using up the hot water doing said things...

https://showersavingtimer.com/products/showerwizard-1

The price made up for itself in 3 months in my house lol.

The wife hated me when I got it too, but at least I don't have paint bubbling walls anymore and they aren't taking $1 showers every day twice a day. Don't forget to turn off your bathroom fan to get it extra warm and humid then close the door after getting out and still not turn it on...

Being able to shit in the nice toilet is a nice side bonus so people aren't hogging the good bathroom for an hour at a time.

Check your state's website for free LED bulbs, shower heads, air sealing, even furnaces if you're low income.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

This is the tamest version of this meme possible. I do have to say, despite the lack of sex stuff it is not inaccurate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Also this is such a colossal waste of water

[–] Lev_Astov 9 points 10 months ago

Thankfully water falls from the sky and our residential use of it barely amounts to a single digit percent compared to industrial and agricultural consumption of water. Unfortunately some regions charge residents way too much for it and have the gall to try to convince the populace that reducing personal use of water will have any meaningful impact. All so they can get back 0.1% of the total water used so they can spend a few more minutes watering lettuce they're growing in the desert.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you are concerned about water usage then animal ag is the big thing to remove from your life.

Generally just consuming less, huge amounts of water get used making completely unnecessary shit like softdrink.

In terms of energy usage generally the vast majority of a household's energy usage is driving. So my advice?

Walk or cycle where you can, go vegan, buy less junk, and guiltlessly enjoy long hot showers outside of drought conditions.

If you like absurdly long showers look into mist showers (saves water not energy) or just water shaving shower heads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yes, but I do like to do these things sometimes and then pay a penance by not flushing for a week.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Haha I'm a waterbender!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

*notices one arm * But what of the rest of trogdor?

[–] half_built_pyramids 6 points 10 months ago

Top right. Especially if you're trying to divert a curly to the drain without having it touch your feet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I just stand there, thinking

[–] Siegfried 5 points 10 months ago

Oppai, nice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
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[–] Mighty -1 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Fun fact: you can shower as long as you want if you're vegan. Not eating animals will safe enough water to have the shower running 24/7 afaik

[–] Selmafudd 8 points 10 months ago

Sweet, my wife is vegan I am not. So between us we can have a 12 hour shower each.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm a vegan for the duration of the shower then

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