this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] Pheonixtail 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: humans are actually bioluminescent, however the amount of light produced by our skin is lower than what humans can see!

[–] x4740N 3 points 10 months ago

Now I wonder if we could boost the light output with gene modification

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

CRISPR. GFP.

You can do it, I believe in you.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

GFP? Go Fuck Poland? Get fresh produce? Gerbil frat party?

[–] ooterness 6 points 11 months ago

GFP = Green fluorescent protein. It's an easy gene to add to just about anything.

If you really want to bioluminesce, we have the technology to make this happen.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 11 months ago

Ha ha. Fuck you, humans.

-- A squid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I dunno, if the species ends up living underground because of climate change I could see it.

[–] BroBot9000 3 points 11 months ago

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Humans ARE bioluminescent.

[–] wkk 4 points 11 months ago

I've been told that I am not very bright though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I hate these advertisments