this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pick up a stick of body glide. Apply to nips before run. No more nip chafe or bloody nipple stains on shirt.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those tiny round bandaids work too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My wife does things like this. She modifies clothes and wears them.

She has a bra that she slides ice packs in because her beasts get too hot sometimes? She has a special shorts with the thigh slits because when she gets chafing? There's some others.

The kids are used to it. Not me though.

[–] Illuminostro 36 points 1 year ago

"Why you gotta make it weird, Dad?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Unleash the beasts

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] pigup 28 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

My eyes are up here.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kamen 2 points 1 year ago

In other words, the arb.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I don't think we have a community like r/AltBoobWorld (NSFW) in the Fediverse. Surprisingly wholesome.
Maybe someone should contact their moderators and get them to join lemmynsfw.com – they partook in the API protest, after all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Squirrel nut butter or mad alchemy chamois cream. Or make your own with Shea butter.

[–] AnanasMarko 5 points 1 year ago

I wish I had more Jacub Janerka in my life :(