It's also a great way to enjoy your ice cream
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50 bmg from 2 feet away is probably enough to incapacitate
WHAT?
Lmao meant to reply to the comment that said you would just blow their leg off, so it lost a bit of context
You're good, I was making a joke about not being able to hear because a 50 BMG went off 2 feet from me
WHAT??
I just hope she uses some ear and eye protection.
Mawp!
Help i'm stuck step-enemy!
One broken back later...
Was gonna say, the recoil from this position just makes this whole thing a murder/suicide.
Isn't an AMR a bit much?
You need it to get through the superior armour they're wearing.
Blame it on the beasts.
suitable for femboys
Downvoted bcs too credible.
(I didn't actually downdoot)
all you're going to do is blow one of his legs off. He'll still be able to use his arms, hold his gun, and return fire. i'm sorry but this just doesn't seem like it's very tactically advantageous...
Assuming the belligerent is not the Terminator, I think blowing one of his legs clean off will actually do very well.
Underestimating the enemy is exactly how the machines rise up. We should treat every hostile as a potential Terminator. Stay vigilant friend
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear... and they absolutely will. Not. Speak English. Which makes bargaining really difficult.
Sounds like a Parisian.
Lets blow your leg off and see how capable you are at returning fire. Plus if you do that then theyd fall and you're out of their LOS