this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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[–] PP_BOY_ 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Made up story but even if it was real Anon dodged a bullet breaking up with that time waster

[–] telllos 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando 23 points 1 year ago

ikr in any good relationship, that'd be a story you remind each other of years later.

[–] Nurse_Robot 9 points 1 year ago

Should've said m'lady

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL!!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This could have been a funny story to tell their friends years later while their child listens awkwardly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Get back on the horse, you're a knight for God sakes!