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I don't like this. >:( They could have improved what was already there, but they just made it sterile and boring

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[–] Delphia 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dont think they made it worse... the first one does look a bit dated and in need of a refresh, but I dont think what they did was the answer either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Painting that brick is criminal. Otherwise it’s just fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Painted brick makes me want to strangle someone

[–] ChicoSuave 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They took out a tree that had a few generations of growth with a decision that only took a moment. And to make a worse looking landscape. The house is bad enough but they decided the landscape to be just grass is appalling.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The tree in front of the house in the first picture looks dead. If it was it would explain why it was removed.

[–] sfgifz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are two trees to the side of the garage now though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The two pictures were not taken from the same angle

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Better before. The brick gave the facade character. The "modernized" exterior is bland and weird.

[–] Selmafudd 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's literally the feature of the front wall and they made it invisible.

[–] Delphia 4 points 11 months ago

I think if they had painted the bricks a concrete grey, lighter than the roof and garage door it might have tied the whole thing together.

[–] reddig33 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Before definitely looks better. I think there’s some new design trend when selling a house to paint the exterior white. Not sure if it’s so the client can imagine their own color scheme or what, but I’m not a fan.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think it tricks stupid people into thinking a 100 year old house is somehow new because it's white now. And it makes it feel clean and futuristic which seems to be the vibe everyone is going for but maybe sterile is in from some recent trauma.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It reminds me of a commercial building that went up about a decade ago now in my town. It's a brick, iron and glass facade that's meant to look like a 1910's city building, you know kinda artsy brickwork and all wrought iron railings and such...except it's too perfect. Everything looks machined. The windows are obviously large single panes of glass with a lattice in front of them rather than individual lights in a frame, so the reflection in the windows is too uniform, the bricks are too perfect, a lot of the details are obviously decorative instead of functional as they would have been on the genuine article. And underneath it's a breeze block and steel girder building like every other strip mall in town, it's just got a fancy face on it that they'll chip off in another decade and replace with something trendier.

[–] lgmjon64 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not one improvement. The house is just bland and they took out all the plants. Huge step back in every way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nice catch with the plants. I think had they kept the bushes the house wouldn't look so bad in the after.

[–] Hotdogman 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look closer. Small trees/shrubs growing there. Need time to get bigger. Big tree has big roots. Being that close to the house can seriously Jack up the foundation.

[–] Delphia 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention old trees can drop branches.

[–] Hotdogman 2 points 11 months ago

Mayhem is everywhere.

[–] waterbogan 15 points 11 months ago

That is not an improvement

[–] stephfinitely 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I think the idea is that these houses tend to cram multiple things together, that most people who know about design would agree just don't go together. Brick and siding can be used tastefully, but I don't think this home is a good example of that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I like the after more. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edit: I do not like the new look for 500k more though. Double the purchase price!

[–] hackitfast 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Not gonna lie, I'm a fan of the black and white modern look, and I'm not a fan of the "classic ranch home look". But I'd say the house in the first picture definitely has more of a personality to it, despite not usually liking that style. Plus, it still looked like a modern version of the classic ranch look.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The first looks like a house, the second looks like somewhere someone stores the furniture you're not allowed to sit on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are 3 houses on my street that did the same thing. Cover all brick with siding. White with black accents throughout. I can't imagine it will age well, that contrast sticks out like a sore thumb

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I saw a video talking about how people's moods are worse now because the world is less colorful. In the 60's through the 90's they'd paint cars all manner of colors, you'd have orange carpets and avocado green appliances and whatnot. Now cars are black, grey or white, houses are white with black or steel trim, phones are black rectangles...we've drabbed our world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I was wondering about this a few months ago. That the parking lot is so...dull. Every car is the same 4-5 colors. We need more color for cars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

If you recall the video I'd like to watch it.
I really liked the avocado and orange in 70s houses. It felt warm and relaxing.

[–] cmbabul 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That looks creepily like my great aunts house in Raleigh when I was growing up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm on my phone, but it looks like the brick is entirely gone, not painted? If that's the case, it may have been a facade with rot behind it. Happened to on of our neighbors. They ultimately decided to add their brick back, but it cost as much as your would think building the front of a brick house would cost...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If you see the detail photos on the zillow listing, you can tell they just painted over the brick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Painted brick is just sad :(