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Cyber woman with corn

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos

They've gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? "Let's see, I got 'cyborg', and... 'corn'. Alright, Jennifer, let's get you into that shiny unitard. Where's catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And a syringe! For you know, reasons or something.

[–] Confuzzeled 9 points 1 year ago

She's clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It's as plain as the visor on my face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our AI overlord posing with her best GMO food for her propaganda campaign showing her superiority to the weak human lead countries.

The poster will have some text saying :

At the top :

 "No More Hunger"

At the bottom :

 "No Strings Attached"
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Somebody threw bleach on LeVar Burton

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine waking up in the morning and thinking to yourself. "Yes. Today I am going to go to my job as a photo model and put on a Geordi LaForge visor, a metallic skintight suit, and pose with an ear of corn"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Cyber woman make do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Corn Identity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can really appreciate that corn has more yellow after the yellow injection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you do

And it was called Yellow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is the future oldpeoplefacebook wants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hyper Future Nikita Khrushchev (Rule 63 Edition)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The last one makes me think of loss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@Depress_Mode O no... this triggered the jukebox that lives in my head:
"Cyber woman get away from me(hee)!
Cyber woman let me be(hee)!"