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Bender on the mean streets of New New York (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/futurama

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One third of half of an ass is not one third of an ass...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Assuming the crew was Leela, Fry, and Bender:

Leela was definitely a whole ass, meaning bender and fry combined to equal negative half an ass, leaving the final at half assed.

So if Bender is 1/3 of an ass, that would make fry -5/6'ths of an ass.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

well.... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e5517af8-df4e-4cf0-ab1f-e263cfef6142

[–] nezbyte 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many asses is Fry worth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A fellow meatbag did the math on this, apparently Fry is worth - 5/6th's aof an ass.

[–] nezbyte 3 points 1 year ago

Wow, seems higher than I would’ve expected. My guess was -2 assess. Perhaps the ship computer should be included in the calculations. thanks meatbags!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

One half of one third assed*

[–] DacoTaco 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And here i am, reading this and hearing roberto's "he-hAA" as he stabs with a knife. Good news! Some voices are just carved in my mind i guess.

[–] edgemaster72 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He earned it through hard practice

[–] DacoTaco 3 points 1 year ago

Pain stabbing practice