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[–] OldManBOMBIN 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?

[–] SadTrain 2 points 1 year ago

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Flying_Hellfish 2 points 1 year ago

I'm coming Elizabeth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That was my first thought lol

[–] givesomefucks 1 points 1 year ago

"Oh, Briita is in this?"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”

[–] Chriszz -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty low bar.