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>be me
>be white
>have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English
>white lady comes up to me
"OH thank God, someone who speaks English"
>start speaking back to her in Dutch

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[–] xantoxis 200 points 8 months ago (1 children)

> she continues talking to him anyway because she really only cared that he's white

[–] Vash63 97 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Ein Deutscher kannst das auch verstehen.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

goed dat we elkaar begrijpen

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[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 149 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (12 children)

Be me (middle aged white woman, not that it matters)

Be homeowner

Be part of HOA

Not really a huge fan but kinda hard to avoid these days

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HOA pays for lawn care, so there's that

there's supposed to be an area that they won't touch if they see you planted your own stuff

think it would be cool to grow some flowers

Go up to lawncare guy and ask about it

Looks confused, doesn't speak English

I get it, not his fault

Asked four guys now, all don't speak English

Kinda frustrated, but again I get it

see white guy (super pale)

Assume that he's from America because we live in Virginia

Go up to him, tell him I'm happy I found someone who can speak English

Looks at me and takes in what I'm saying. Seems like he can understand me

starts speaking dutch

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Go inside

Husband asks me what's wrong

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tell him everything

Tells me to not worry. He'll go outside and won't stop until he finds someone

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Comes back about thirty minutes later

"Yeah most of them didn't speak English, but there was one guy who was super helpful. Turns out he's a university student making some cash over the summer "

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"He's actually from Holland, isn't that weird?"

mfw.

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[–] Pregnenolone 133 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

lol y’all really believe Dutch is a real language

Edit: speak all the gibberish you like, you can’t fool me

[–] TheBat 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It is.

Belgian is a myth though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What about Belgian chocolate? Is it real or am I being ripped off?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Flandersization.

It started off real but now it's basically a parody of itself.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There are only two things I can't stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As a German I think they are only making it up to mess with Germans

[–] Rednax 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Stiekem doen we gewoon alsof.

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[–] RickTofu 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lol jullie geloven serieus dat Nederlands een echte taal is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I just hear swamp noises :P

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Als ik je zie dan maak ik je kapot verrekte kut!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

haha ! as if that meant anything

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[–] Gekoloniseerd 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Nederlands is een echte taal. Je kan mij alles vragen en zal reageren in het Nederlands.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Nieuw-Amsterdam komt terug, het is slechts een kwestie van tijd

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] DaMonsterKnees 10 points 8 months ago

I don't spriken zee Deutch, but this feels... ethnicly charged.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Being able to communicate to other people is sort of an important thing that could feel frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Een beetje Nederlander kan heel goed Engels praten hoor.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sank yoo ferry muts

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[–] Gekoloniseerd 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ja ik begrijp dat dat iets moois is om te doen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I hate Dutch so much its almost unhealthy.

[–] FauxPseudo 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Whenever someone says that to me I automatically switch over to my very limited Spanish. They will get no quarter from me.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

....why are we being him, again?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now, as ever, 'For the lulz.'

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[–] robocall 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You should have said to her, "Eh güey, chinga tu madre, pinche pandejo!"

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[–] Zoldyck 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Bitterballen for everyone!

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