this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Whitebrow 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's $10.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The only answer for any situation like that is to own it. Man pulls up throws you $10 and says you have nice tits. You ask for his phone number with a seductive smile. Let’s see how far he’s willing to take this.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

30 years and a happy marriage later they're still waiting for the other to chicken out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Anon finally gets laid

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I ain't a stripper, but ten bucks is ten bucks. I'll hop on a motherfucker's hood and grind like a video ho for ten bucks. For twenty, I'll grind his pole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.