this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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The only answer for any situation like that is to own it. Man pulls up throws you $10 and says you have nice tits. You ask for his phone number with a seductive smile. Let’s see how far he’s willing to take this.
30 years and a happy marriage later they're still waiting for the other to chicken out.
Anon finally gets laid