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Anon has a tech problem (sh.itjust.works)
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>open thread about a problem I'm having
>first reply is by some obviously "respected" guy
>avatar is some incredibly choppy anime gif
>all caps red name, underlined
>VIP member - top contributor
>some other custom subtitle about the sites culture or some shit
>40k posts
>[SITENAME] clan
>Recent achievements: 1000 hours online, 10k posts, achieved years ago
>joined Dec 2005
>10000 Karma
>like 20 fucking red stars under his name
>From: the Underworld or some edgy shit
>MSN, Facebook, E-mail, Skype, AIM, literally everything
>personal website that has the same name as his nick, just a bunch of gifs
>signature is like 4 paragraphs, 2 quotes, like 20 fucking toolbars or irrelevant shit like nvidia user, coca cola drinker, air breather, removed etc
>some edited anime image at the end of his signature with his nick stylized on it
>read his post
>"i dont know lol"

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This was already asked, please use the search function.

I'll go ahead and lock this thread.

[–] SARGEx117 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the last post about it was 10 years ago, no information anywhere in sight about the actual problem, and DenverCoder9 just left the topic with a simple "oh I figured it out" WHAT DID YOU SEE?!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SARGEx117 8 points 1 year ago

And hours before me, too!

Gonna be honest, I didn't even check the comments, I was browsing in the car before work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

FUCK the ARCH LINUX FORUM MAINTAINERS, IN PARTICULAR, for this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, you could've just done a Google search.

[–] Sheeple 4 points 1 year ago

What do you expect from the people who have no personality outside of telling everyone that they're Linux users?

[–] De_Narm 127 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That description is just pure nostalgia, I miss old message boards.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Great news! You can have that experience today on Google’s or Microsoft’s community & product forums. It’s the default response!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're nostalgic to me too but I definitely don't miss them

[–] De_Narm 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They kind of were what the fediverse wants to be without the bonus featrues. There were thousands upon thousands of small decentralized communities with tightly knit communities. If a board simply sucked, you could go to another one. Of course they did not federate, you had to create different accounts for each of them and information was only passed on by users being in multiple ones. However, they had traction. Unlike with lemmy today, there were hundreds of active communities for every topic I ever wanted.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was the close knit aspect of them that was also a downside.

Want to ask a technical question on a program's forum

Have to make an account

New users can't post straight away,

Have to wait 48 hours

New users can't make new threads, can only post

Have to post to some newbie introduction thread just for the one question

Post question in the tech support thread

"Read the rules, you have to make your own post for this instead of hijacking another thread"

Temp banned for 24 hours

Wait

Make a few off topic posts so you can make a thread

Finally get to ask the question

"Read the rules, thread locked"

Make a post asking what rule you broke and why admin locked the thread

Arguing with that admin? Yeah, banned

Forums used to have a lot of "character" to them, but the admin/moderator situation was often even worse than now since they ruled those forums like their personal kingdoms and were petty as fuck. And you had to jump through hoops and learn their particular forum's culture for one goddamn question. This sorta lives on in Discord but at least the account shit is not as bad there.

I have fond memories of some forums and that time and type of internet but overall I'm not sad to see dedicated forums going the way of the dodo.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 3 points 1 year ago

A webring is as close as you could get to federating. No SSO, but you could use different sign-ins just like going from lemmy to kbin or so.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I still encounter the same thing in some open-source discord servers.

[–] cheerjoy 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Looking at you, Microsoft Windows support team. At least some random blog post from 10 years ago probably has the answer.

Unless the only comment is "Solved it, nevermind.", then you know you're screwed.

[–] slazer2au 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

XKCD for everything.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But have you tried restarting your computer and reinstalling all drivers?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

bruh give us an exact list of every program you have installed and hardware in your pc and log file from your last 20 used programs before we'll even read your question. no we don't know how any of that is relevant, but we can pretend to be smarter than you by asking for it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a legend.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

I see you’ve read their sig.

I can be your angel or your devil mom how do I turn off dictation it just keeps wait is this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I too could have 40k posts when I made those kinds of comments

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Understandable, have a nice day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Reincarnated into an Amazon review by email.