this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] bappity 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

miles getting pissed off that Bashir was faking his dart throwing ability and nothing else when he revealed he was genetically engineered made me wheeze

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Deanna Troi played poker even though she can tell when people are lying.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Geordi can see through the cards, and Data is a supercomputer. I guess its just a testament to how Godly of a Poker player Riker is that he could consistently clear that table. Poor Worf never stood a chance.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’ll never win at poker if you consider bluffing to be dishonorable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Everyone let Riker win because they knew he would be a sore loser.

[–] bappity 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THAT THOUGHT GENUINELY NEVER OCCURED TO ME WTF LMAO

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She mentions it in a later season and basically says "don't worry, I don't read you during our games" which was probably BS, because most Troi episodes revolve around her not being able to "turn off" her powers.

[–] bappity 3 points 1 year ago

maybe she means that she just tunes out their emotions somehow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think she has to concentrate to know who's emotions she is receiving. Otherwise she can only tell that someone is bluffing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If that one dude could beat Data at that weird space chess, surely Miles could beat full power Julian at darts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I would be too!

[–] MrPoopyButthole 32 points 1 year ago

Julian and Miles together

Julian and Miles apart

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine after his holodeck time as James Bond was interrupted by an accident that put the rest of the ranking officers in danger, he solved every one of his spy novels by just joining the villain.

[–] ummthatguy 9 points 1 year ago

"I will remember you..."

[–] cheeseandkrakens -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Small note: ~the~ ~letter~ ~after~ ~an~ ~apostrophe~ ~should~ ~be~ ~capitalized~ ~in~ ~an~ ~Irish~ ~name~. ~So~ ~it~ ~should~ ~be~ ~O'Brien~

[–] bappity 0 points 1 year ago

you must be Mr Fun-at-Parties