this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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[–] hiramfromthechi 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Mr. Bane, uh, sir? Is it time to piss my pants? Cuz it happened."

[–] gmtom 6 points 1 year ago

If Batman was a Marvel film

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

went all Pokemon Bike on his kid

[–] kerplunk 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"please don't show me that at this point in time"

[–] Karmanj 2 points 1 year ago

Oh that brought a lost memory.That guys buddy's weren't helpful.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My brother was like the opposite of this dude. One of his kids would trip and hurt themselves and be like "I'm OK!" and my brother would come running over and pick them up and make a fuss and say "it's OK to cry". Kid would start bawling away.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] duckington -2 points 1 year ago

That’s actually really sweet, teaches them to not bottle up their emotions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, you never tried it before?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

No, I didn't read the manual thoroughly.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago

British parent, right? Very upper-class?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something Suchong from Bioshock would say