Glory to you, and your roast.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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Glory to you and your mug
The Janeway panel looks like a still from one of those old "General Foods International Coffee" commercials from the '90s but if you were watching it on Rick and Morty's Inter-dimensional Cable.
Did you know, you're drinking decaffeinated raktajino crystals?
Janeway:
Janeway: don't make me De-Tuvix you.
Guy: I'm not a combined person.
Janeway: wanna test that theory?
Are those Gowron eyes?! 👀
Can this be the new googly eye trend?
This is wrong. Janeway has caffeine for blood, she wouldn’t “react” to a decent cuppa.
Everyone else: Wired
Picard: Haunted.
"This is so much stronger than tea"
Picard just looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror cut his skullet.
They live and they drink their favorite beverage
Anyone have some gum?
Oh no, the disease, it's spreading
I still loved the lower decks on the Klingon ship as one of my favorite moments. I would love to see an episode where Klingons meat a people out there that are friendly but totally out machoismo them to stupid levels. "You mean after you drink the drink that kills you if you drink it five times... you go free diving in volcanos... just for the pain?" processing "BACK TO KRONOS..." "BUT CAPTAIN THINK OF THE RIZZ!"
Over-caffeinated Janeway isn't real, she can't hurt you.
Over-caffeinated Janeway:
Was the Voyager crew aware of raktajino, or did it get introduced to the DS9 people after they were in the d-quad?
My man Ben be looking just his normal self. ♡
High tolerance. Been on the stuff for years. Just don't cut him off or the withdrawals can be brutal. Hallucinations and all that.
I'm now traumatized