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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

Read like lead, not read like lead.

[–] creditCrazy 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say English is broken but that implies it was working at some point

[–] SSX 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Police police police police police police police police

[–] cynar 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

For those that haven't tried. See how far you can get reading this poem out loud...

The Chaos

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I got to head and read it as head and gave up..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's up with made/bade? I pronounce those the same way.

[–] Veltoss 14 points 1 year ago

It's a 100 year old poem, I'm guessing it was pronounced different in that area at the time.

[–] Rehwyn 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bade is the past tense of "bid" and is technically pronounced the same as "bad". Link: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/bade

Essentially, the pronunciation follows the same pattern as words like "sit - sat", but the spelling pattern follows a different Old English pattern.

[–] chandz05 7 points 1 year ago

Ha that is great! Like a maze for your mind and mouth. However that poem is now 100 years old, so I did notice some spelling and pronunciation errors :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

About halfway through I got a headache and had to lay down

[–] cynar 2 points 1 year ago

It is a particularly masochistic poem to read aloud. 😁

[–] tpihkal 11 points 1 year ago

I had no trouble reading this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Rolando 10 points 1 year ago

I hear that buffalo have the same problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a problem for people from Reading (UK).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or Reading, Pennsylvania

[–] Tylerdurdon 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Let's just start using red like we do for the past tense of lead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Red vs reed

[–] lugal 2 points 1 year ago

"There are my red books"

"Some of them look quite blue to me"

[–] rockSlayer 2 points 1 year ago

I vote on readed. Yes, it looks wrong now, but give it a few days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Welcome to English, where everything is made up and the rules and spelling mean nothing.

[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 year ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001 2 points 1 year ago

ADHD reading