Referring to another human being as "leftovers"
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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Cannibalism isn't OK.
The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can't stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.
To add to that, leftovers should only exist when they're planned leftovers, otherwise a person should start evaluating their grocerie shopping habits
I agree most of the time but, sometimes, you just cant. Leftover salad? No. Leftover mayo? no. leftover, already half eaten sea food? NoNo.
That’s not true. They don’t need to be single to be worth eating if you’re brave.
Also pizza and chinese
I prefer pizza and Japanese
We’re still talking about food right?
Netflix and jav?
They're called Italians.
Seems like that would lead to a lot of food waste...
Forget MILFS. We got MILES.
Meals. I. Like. Eating. Still.
O’Brien? Is that you?
Keiko!?
Shh don’t worry, you can keep on drinking. It’s just Julian.
Is this a sex joke, cannibal joke, or does someone literally love food prepared by single Moms?
Sex joke. "Eating out" is just slang for cunnilingus.
I do consider myself somewhat of a cunning linguist.
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater
Spaghetti are awesome leftovers. (so are most pastas)
Spaghetti also goes great in single moms.
I give my leftovers to my volcarona
Guys calm down, I think I get it. The joke is that spoiled misogynists do not get laid.