This guy is so aggressively straight that he can't eat a banana the normal way...
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2023
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๐ Dude goes super no-homo on the banana while wearing a pink sweater draped on his shoulders.
I'd argue that eating a banana with a spoon and a sweater around your neck at Starbucks is even less straight than the normal way.
I attended a fundamentalist university (fml) where the women ate bananas in a similar fashion: curve up, one strip of peel off, with a spoon. Same reason as many in this thread have mentioned: too โunseemlyโ to eat it the normal way. ๐
Nooo, he's spooning the bananaaaa
Anyone else getting praying mantis vibes?
I thought it was going to be peeling the whole thing and eating it like corn on the cob.
Well it's unusual but I can see the benefits... like you don't have a mass of peel you have to deal with. Just scrape out the inside and eat at a lesiurely pace.
That guy is living his best life, and doesn't give two craps if anyone else likes it or not. Good for him.
So what's the opposite of this? Ripping the banana in half and inhaling it?
He looks like the energy vampire on what we do in the shadows