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That's love players, your DM is trying to save you :)

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[–] TheSpookiestUser 42 points 1 year ago

That's why it's important to assess the tone the DM is using when they say that.

Do they sound defeated? You're probably about to derail away from something planned to something that will have to be fully improvised on the spot, reconsider for sanity's sake

Do they sound excited? You're probably about to trigger a really cool trap, full steam ahead

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A good DM will also say that to mess you up when you're about to solve something.

[–] rockSlayer 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a DM that created a fake puzzle room, and asked that for everything. They were in the room for an hour before realizing that the door was unlocked

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol that wouldn't work with my party.

*enters puzzle room and reads riddle

Half Orc: I'm gonna open the door.

DM: Doesn't work. It's locked

Half Orc: I'm gonna open the door, but harder

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to open the door...with my axe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The big lockpick always works.

[–] DaCookeyMonsta 23 points 1 year ago

I presented my party with a locked door to which they has the key. Took 20 minutes and a chime of opening to get through.

This was not a puzzle. I'm afraid of giving them a puzzle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Indeed. I often do that kind of trick, just to keep them on their toes :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Art by @ahdok of course. I am talented but not in drawing anything remotely fun to watch :)