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The man who avoided world War 3.

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[โ€“] wheres_my_pinata 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] larrymartin 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also not a bomb. A short range nuclear torpedo or SRBM depending on which source you pull from. Most likely the former.

[โ€“] Madison420 3 points 1 year ago

There should be a petition to name a ship after him for the service to humanity and maybe a bit because Russia will spontaneously combust in anger.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 19 points 1 year ago

Another hero who averted WWIII in 1983 when he refused to believe an early warning system and went against protocol was Stanislav Petrov.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

[โ€“] givesomefucks 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a couple times a Russian was supposed to "push the button" and didn't. And probably a lot more that aren't common knowledge.

Sometimes they thought it was a bug, sometimes they thought just Russia being obliterated was better than the whole world.

[โ€“] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soviet Union*

Poland, Ukraine and Baltic States would be obliterated too

[โ€“] givesomefucks 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, if anything I probably over estimated.

The incidents I've heard about was all false reports of a single nuke coming to Russia.

And the operator who's procedures required them to launch a counter strike just didn't do it.

No country is dumb enough to start nuclear Armageddon with a single nuke. It's kind of an "all or nothing" thing, so a single nuke is likely a glitch.

[โ€“] bi_tux 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't exist in the fallout universe tho

[โ€“] MajorHavoc 4 points 1 year ago

A legendary hero for our times.

There's a wisdom in being willing to just wait another minute and then another when there's no obvious good options.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty great that the Soviet Union almost caused a global apocalypse several times.