this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.

[–] PR3CiSiON 1 points 1 year ago

I need the forklift to lift my magnum dong.

[–] nxfsi 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate 2 points 1 year ago

he is absolutely going to town on that cigar

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Plötzlich Klaus

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for

[–] RomeCallen 2 points 1 year ago

Ya I drove a couple and never got a card. I feel cheated

[–] affiliate 1 points 1 year ago

better drop a few extra certification cards just to be safe

[–] AdolfSchmitler 13 points 1 year ago

Woahh whoops, I dropped my magnum forklift certification card that I use to for my monster forklift.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Bro do you even lift?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong