Just drown out the sound through screaming
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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If you're not screaming quotes from the warriors while clicking bottles together I'm going to be a bit disappointed.
I've been told this is a real, cold-sweat inducing fear for almost all women. The only thing I'm afraid of if either I or one of my stall neighbors starts letting loose foundation shakers is that I'll not be able to stop giggling manically.
They involuntarily let gas escape one end, and you let it escape the other... no need to worry, it's a stable equilibrium.
The toilet is the one of few socially acceptable places to let out whatever your ass has been holding in. Let your rear embouchure play its tune.
When the bathroom is next to your bosses office and your fart sounds like a gun shot followed by explosive diarrhea it's not quite as relaxing.
I would save up just for that occasion