this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] betamark 120 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those, are they khitomer Accords?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Wow, this wordplay has layers.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing there's a neutral zone in between.

[–] ummthatguy 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So there's a cloaked pickup flying a Romulan flag in the street?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 7 points 1 year ago

OP. It’s time to have a clear plastic flag with white for the Romulan empire made and placed at the edge of your property.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want to live in this neighborhood so badly. If anyone can get me into a rental in that neighborhood, I will fly the flag of Bajor!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You may be in a neighborhood like that already! You just need to be the first to fly the flag.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My nearest neighbor is a km/half a mile away, and she has no interest in star trek. The only flag she flies has MAGA on it :(

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FordBeeblebrox 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ferengi at least follow rules, give me them or even the Borg before a bunch of Y’all Qaeda

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FordBeeblebrox 5 points 1 year ago

Weaponized ignorance. Nailed it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those bastards!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flags you say? What's your stance on statues of benevolent rulers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No statues to the butcher of Bajor!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the Hero of Canton? The man they call Jane?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Praise be Vera and his bunk!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, down the street: "THE ROMULAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!"

[–] Madison420 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If it ever fell. They're the sneakiest of the main species, I wouldn't put it past them to have a foundation caste. Ie. One empire on this side of the galaxy one on the other side with a underlying society to sorta regulate interactions.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Glory to you, and your house.

[–] BreadOven 15 points 1 year ago

Your neighbors probably: today is a good day to die.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] clearedtoland 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This would obviously be where Jeffrey Combs lives.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That entire side of the street is his houses, they all look completely different and were built at different times but they're all very nice houses and people love them.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago

Ferenginar? Andoria? Cybertron?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the road the Neutral Zone?

[–] ex_nihilo 4 points 1 year ago

It would be if the neighbors hung the romulan empire flag.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Huh, amatures. We didn't bother with the Klingon flag, we had the symbol put into our block paved drive.

[–] clearedtoland 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I had cool (uncool?) neighbors like that. Mine just never trim their encroaching hedges, and generally seem friendly but slightly ominous - like cardassians or romulans, come to think of it.

[–] totallynotarobot 1 points 1 year ago

Cardassians would have slaves to trim the hedges tho

[–] TheJims 7 points 1 year ago

They bring dishonor to their house.

Shields up Captain!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp

[–] RojoSanIchiban 6 points 1 year ago

Gre'thor will be paved with your ashes!

*shoves Ferengi door-to-door salesman's head onto a pike

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

[–] Cascio 2 points 1 year ago

Are you just outside Pittsburgh?