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[–] linearchaos 12 points 2 years ago

99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around, 127 little bug in the code...

Wonder why we have trouble estimating...

[–] lycanrising 6 points 2 years ago

i told my manager we were 2-5 days away from being done. that was 2 work weeks ago.

[–] danc4498 4 points 2 years ago

Chowder.io

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

My estimates reflect the quality of the request, often akin to the scribbles children make with crayons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's why you got to Scotty the estimates, if you have to give one at all. Ideally break up work enough that nothing is off by a ton.