Programmer Humor

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SQL Injection (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Alternate version:

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If it's by bytes on disk, I'm bracing for the tariffs on node_modules... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by merari42 to c/programmerhumor

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TankieDB (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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I have a 64-bit gender (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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It's a Unix system! Elon knows this! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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idk (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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When you explain your bugfix and Copilot starts autocompleting (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Image transcription: A lengthy source code comment. The details are irrelevant. Github Copilot autocompletes: “This is a bit of a hack, but it works.”

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Remote API endpoints in the tests for well written software: (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by merari42 to c/programmerhumor

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I encountered a very spooky parsing error (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by merari42 to c/programmerhumor

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Why wait for proper .ixx support when you can just go header-only? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by qaz to c/programmerhumor

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Everyday we stray further from industry standards (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by youTellMe to c/programmerhumor

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I redid the meme with what hurts me (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by MashedTech to c/programmerhumor

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19849935

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AI's take on XML (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by renzev to c/programmerhumor

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Nothing beats that sobering taste (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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So that's where the GO logo comes from! (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by renzev to c/programmerhumor

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windows L (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C92G2kookLC/

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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After a particularly annoying update today (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Writing documentation (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Companies updating their websites (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmerhumor

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Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.